Much was made yesterday about the long awaited switch-on for the Large Hadron Collider.
But none of the commentary tickled us quite as much as the words of page 3 'stunna', Keeley.
Now we're all aware that the small text box is never written by the model herself the joby being given to a low level hack forced to churn out cheery assessments of the days news and turn them into into a haiku of believable model speak.
So hats off to whoever wrote yesterdays piece because it brought a wry smile to our lips.
'Keeley can't wait for boffins to turn on the Large Hadron Collider today. She said 'It's so exciting. The machine's main purpose is to explore the validity and limitations of the current theoretical picture of particle physics'
LOL !
But none of the commentary tickled us quite as much as the words of page 3 'stunna', Keeley.
Now we're all aware that the small text box is never written by the model herself the joby being given to a low level hack forced to churn out cheery assessments of the days news and turn them into into a haiku of believable model speak.
So hats off to whoever wrote yesterdays piece because it brought a wry smile to our lips.
'Keeley can't wait for boffins to turn on the Large Hadron Collider today. She said 'It's so exciting. The machine's main purpose is to explore the validity and limitations of the current theoretical picture of particle physics'
LOL !
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