Excerpt number 53 from H&G's file marked: "Misplaced Outrage".



ITV have been fined 5 million quid. Apparently Robbie Williams would only present the "People's Choice award" at the 2005 British Comedy Awards if Antandec won, so producers announced them as winners even though Catherine Tate garnered the most votes.



The outrage is that the Great British Public ran up a £7.8 million phone bill voting on this, clearly with the highest percentage of these freespending culture-vultures believing that Catherine Tate is the funniest person in Britain.



What?



In these negative equity, 30,000 die-in-Burma, $122-a-barrel-oil-price times, people are spending that kind of money on some arbitrary, empty and meaningless phone poll?



That, my friends, is an outrage.



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And they did it to vote for Catherine Tate.

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