Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Although not quite list-making in the the anger that it causes, a growing ire has been slowly building about one topic (albeit it for the more commuting half of H&G).

The subject - women who save their full makeup routine for the train journey to work.

Now, we used to be of the happy illusion that we either dated women with fantastic skin or that they were so excellent at applying their makeup it didn't really matter anyway. Either way - it remained a private affair. These harridan just don't realise that this public application exposes the masquerade for what it is - a wretched attempt to cover up burst blood vessels and greying sallow skin.

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