One day, H&G will work out how to index our items into proper subject categories, and one of those will be 'food'. But that day is not today. Or tomorrow. Probably.
Anyway, the latest installment in our food series not only obeys the Three Rules Of Cookery (see below) but also proposes that there may be a Fourth Rule. That Rule would be "Could it have a doughnut around it?". Yes, faithful readers, H&G bring you the "Donut Bacon Cheeseburger"...