News has reached H&G of the latest viral work of contempt for Vauxhalls Insignia launch. We get the Men in Black take off but don't understand the following

Why doesn’t the car drive out of the alien spaceship hole ?
Why does it drop from the sky ?
Why are their women suddenly serenading us ?
And why is it targeted at holiday makers walking down the South Bank ?

£30,000 spent on talking to a group of people who probably don’t even have the Vauxhall brand, because it’s called Opal in Europe.