Aha, and as of last night, it appears that the producers are attempting to paint Jonathon "not cool like Tyler" Durden - see rant below - as a dirty old man. Yes Mr. PHD you are clearly a paedo perv, no better than the unhuman scum who took away Poor Maddy. Still not regretting taking on the machine, Mr. Media? Still think you can glide through the experience into some sort of caring-sharing-Alan Sugar- for-the-Noughties new career? Hmmm? Well do ya?

We are gripped and we are giddy at H&G.