In todays hectic and stressful world it's hard for modern man to know what to do. Should he be the caring family man or the cut-throat careerist ? At times such as these it's difficult to know how to behave so H&G are considering opening a place of repose and tranquility where a chap can be truly himself.

You will be greeted at the door with a soft velvet smoking jacket and ushered inside to recline on one of several chaises longue. Pipes of opium can be smoked while members recline with a slim book of verse. Called 'The Foppatorium' we think it would be a great success. Comments or a suggested locale welcome. WP