It's time to down tools and head off to a week of 7,000 calorie a day consumption. H&G would like to wish our readers a festive, merry and downright stylish Christmas. A review of the highs and lows of 2007 will be coming soon, fuelled by a noggin or two of booze.

Just occassionaly we at H&G are rendered so speechless by the poverty of creative thought in our industry that we just have to let the work speak for itself.

Click here to view the latest ad for the RSPCA is by some distance the most execrable idealess example of our art. Hats off. It makes the A.A. look like Van Gough.

In the words of our least favourite creative agency heads 'Where's the idea' ?

Now the man legend that is Charlie Brooker has long been applauded by H&G for his extra special turn of phrase.

Describing Mark Bannerman in the latest ITV dung heap of I'm A Celebrity he imagines the likely orgasm face of the ex-Eastender as 'at the point of climax he merely looks confused , gawping at the yop spurting from his fun-pole in cowed amazement'.

So to celebrate his best parts we give you 'The Top 10 Cocks in Advertising'.

Enjoy